Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that’s how dogs spend their lives.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ………………]
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
Always remember you’re unique – just like everyone else.
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
ive won a trip for me and 50 mates for 2 weeks aboard a luxury yacht in fiji, inclusive with ?1500 each speandin money………can you feed my dog while i’m gon?
I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it …. NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
A phone call is a form of communication,a kiss is a form of affection,a photo is a form of rememberance having me as a friend is a form of having good taste!
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me… but I couldn’t find you…… you stupid asprin
?i’d love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower uwith roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear “PAY THE BILL
I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already
Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.